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| 07:51pm 14/05/2009 |
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mood:  nerdy
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get stoned and laugh your ass out on that xD
nice week, me meets missus alcohol(ism). drank from last friday to tuesday and bummed away from work because "i gotsa flue, snirrsk" which equals that I drank too much the day before. But then i DID get a small flue on monday and all in all this week I haven't been to work and won't go. Next week, come again! .. In the words of virgin Mary ..
I really should get a mugshot of myself and update it somewhere. got to show off them new balls on my face :D urr i mean pleah. ^^ and a mugshot of Mörö! He's so adorable! and very talkative for a cat. goes "prmäääm mrouwrouwrrouwr präää" all the time. awx <3 and when you ignore him, he eats everything and when you get mad at him, he just goes "prrt!" and either looks at you with button eyes or just runs away.. or both. awx <3 and sometimes he runs up to the sofa (while you're reading), gives you a bitch slap in the face and runs away going "prrt!". got to love that kittie! as much as he loves tuna.
now what. sometimes I really shouldn't update all this crap. some people really have stuff to say and all I can get out is "i did this i did that. poop" like my little angsty wangsty (lolladin, she said wang) and clearing that. I did have a nervous fit last week. The same day I said to Taneli to watch out. "oh shit, embrace yourself. next week my periods are coming and I might start acting bitchy." Give or take a day, I was wailing on his shoulder, saying how he didn't love me and that I don't get as much attention that I want. I have a really good knack at deciding things for him, like his opinions about stuff. "you don't love meeee!" "well thanks a bunch for deciding it for me" etc etc. Whoops.. sometimes I consider him a saint. just as I said, I knew that everyone had their guarding angel, but I never thought mine would be so hairy ^^
began to play Baldur's Gate again after a long while. not that I've played it for long, but I had a long pause because I forgot to quick save every half a second and once when my party died, I just went FUHAAAAACK! and quit. it was nice playing it for a change though, something for me to do when Taneli is all WoW. mumble mmmbll..
Read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. They were... uh.. how should I put it nicely. "ew" . just don't ask me how I'd put it nastily. to quote t3h best author there is;
"I didn't like the Alice books because I found them creepy and horribly unfunny in a nasty, plonking, Victorian way. Oh, here's Mr Christmas Pudding On Legs, hohohoho, here's a Caterpillar Smoking A Pipe, hohohoho. When I was a kid the books created in me about the same revulsion as you get when, aged seven, you're invited to kiss your great-grandmother."
so says our Lord Almighty Terry Pratchett. God erase his Alzheimer. But i'm looking forward to reading Carroll's other stories, they might even be good.
Futurama RoXX! (your socks)
smooches. and oh dear LORD our cat has big balls. you know. big. and hairy. and BIG. did I mention their size? big. every time you lift him up by putting your hand on his bum and turning him on his back, you just FEEL them from under his tail.
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| 06:16pm 08/05/2009 |
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mood:  dunno music: Muse
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Waist 72 and changing. must be the old chicken in the fridge :/ farts smell like happy death.
that's official then, I'm officially depressed. you know, unofficially :P oh well, just need to use Taneli as my psychiatrist and my own logic as a cure. It's gonna take a while, specially because my work ends this month and I have NO idea what then. where to get some jobs, what to do with my future etc etc. |
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| 10:40pm 30/04/2009 |
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mood:  drunk
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eve of first of May has been interesting. park, drink, booze and drink some more. now Guitar Hero with a drunken Osku (who plays like shit) and soon my man will be extra fucked up. just waiting for a call from Jaana (a really good trans friend) and then to the bar :D |
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| 11:08pm 26/04/2009 |
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Just saw Benjamin Button with Taneli. Too much chlorine in the audience... :p
waist 72 and counting :D |
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| "Sorry. I already met this month's quota of useless tests for stubborn idiots." -Gregory House |
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| 01:27pm 26/04/2009 |
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mood: blank
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Nheerh nheerh, partying is a lot of work. But if it equals the fun you get out of it, it's so worth it ^^
friday was painting again at work. Still the Moominland thing but instead of movable walls, we painted fabrics, blimey big ones. Three meters times three and a half. After work I went to buy some velvet (three bunches of 1,5x5) and.. and. home. Taneli was playing WOW, egh, and yet again I just wasted my day doing nothing much stuff. Looking at clothing ideas, wondering will Taneli stop playing anytime that day, the usual.
blaaaaaaaaah!
sex, alcohol, bar, home, Shakespeare in Love and Moulin Rogue.
yesterday sleep 'till half past two, Taneli WOW, me look at pictures, hangover sex, food, me dyeing my hair, me to the bar, home, rest of the Moulin Rogue, sleep, awake again at six to get Taneli to bed and now.. awake at one and getting really pissed at this updating. maybe i'll go and search some more clothes to do. nyerh. |
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| "Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks." -Gregory House |
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| 10:22pm 23/04/2009 |
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mood: accomplished music: Psyclon Nine - Behind A Serrated Grin
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Eeeh, the last time I've accomplished so much in two days was.. erm, a long time ago ^^
Work was interesting yesterday and today. We started to paint the prop walls for Moominland and.. all I can say that the outcome was really beautiful :D with them rolly brushes we painted rocks and cliffs onto the walls and used at least six different paints for it. so you can guess how well they were done. Today we did the last of them walls and then smudged away at some trees. Mission done, and tomorrow I can maybe continue at the theatre itself, fidgeting away at gadgets ^^
Yeaterday I got home around five fifteen. Was soooo tired that I just slobbed at home, looked through some gothic online stores and picked some ideas up. Afterwards I rummaged through my unfinished projects and decided on the tulle skirt. MAN it was a fucker to do so I only did it for a few hours. Then I watched the rest of Sleepy Hollow and moved onto Corpse Bride, oh yee. But after ten minutes of it, Taneli came home and considering how tired (and drunk) I was, I went to sleep soon after. yawn.
today, after work, I picked up on the tulle skirt and started browsing industrial music from youtube. Have an indust/dark phase going on and ooooh I found some really good shit! Five different bands are being collected and a few more were noticed too, but they weren't found anywhere else than yt. sigh. still happy happy joy ^^
the tulle was still a pain in the cunt but after many hours of shuffling and cussing, I GOT IT DONE! It looks a bit like this but much cooler ^^ it's made from hard tulle so it sticks out really much. It's got four layers and each layer has a ruff at the hemline. So proud of it! So all them fashion goths can go fuck themselves because I'VE MADE MY OWN TULLE SKIRT! njah :p
Taneli'll be here any minute now. Must fuss around and show off my skirt :D |
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| "Everybody's great when they're half-dead." -Gregory House |
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| 07:31pm 21/04/2009 |
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mood:  tired
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Two days of painting prop walls. Not a bad change ^^ after many weeks of small detailed work, smudging away at big walls felt good. And yesterday it had another positive effect, cause after returning home from work, I sat beside my sewing machine for .. approximately six hours. Got this really awesome dress done. Though I'm not going to add that black underskirt because I'll mix and match whichever feels fine. Aaand, like the previous thing I made from XtraX's catalog, this one is also too small from the boobie-area ^^ The vest can only be worn with a mesh shirt, otherwise my nipples might shine through x) And the dress is just too low from the front but luckily it's firm enough so my tits look great in it.
tits tits tits :D
now wondering what to do next. did make a shirt between those two, a plain black one with long sleeves and bare shoulders. neh. making clothes is fun!
this week will be kinda hard me and Taneli-wise. He's at work from two to ten and home at a quarter to eleven. and at midnight I must go to sleep so I can manage to wake at seven thirty next morning. and this'll go on till thursday. and to make things worse, I think I'm having a slight case of horny on the way. so the next possible chance might be on friday. bummer.
today has been a waste. from work to UFF, from UFF to home and now trying to think of ways to stay awake. not so easy, considering I already took a nap from five to seven. bleeeah. now Dragonheart and next..? who knows.
Tarot pull of the Day; Six of Pentacles;
Gifts, charity, equal distribution, prudent generosity.
So me and Taneli are getting it on tonight xD |
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| 11:20pm 20/04/2009 |
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Tarots of the Day
Taneli; XIX The Sun;
Clarity, decision, security, sincerity, solving of problems, honor, glory, fame, satisfaction, pride, happiness.
Our cat Mörö; Two of Pentacles;
Gaiety, fun, play ^^
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| 11:17pm 19/04/2009 |
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Tarot of the day; Four of Wands.
Agreement, prosperity, harmony, peace, refuge.
uh-huh. |
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| "Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!" -Dr Cox, Scrubs |
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| 06:35pm 19/04/2009 |
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mood: weird
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ohhohohoollyyy crap that piercing HURT! I was really surprised about that, cause I already have one on my tongue and lower lip (middle) and they didn't hurt. they felt like someone had pinched me. but the upper lip (middle) hurt like hell. I didn't do much more than curse on the piercing stool and laugh. heh, better to laugh than to cry :p but after all that, I didn't throw up. after my tongue and lower lip I threw up but this time when I was about to run to the bathroom, the loooovely piercing lady said to lie down and then she straightened the motorized chair to a lying position and I felt much better. after lying down for about fifteen minutes and trying to talk with an Angelina Jolie upper lip (REALLY tough ^^) I finally got myself to an upright position and then me and Taneli, who was holding my hand during the operation, left.
it's really weird having it because I'm still not sure does it suit me or not. but I've decided to like it :3 tho the ball on it is too big, but I'm going to change it to the one i have on my horseshoe. it's black with a pink diamond in it and anyway it's smaller so it should do. hooray, steelballface :D
today has been really interesting because last night Taneli used his open relationship "rights". it was kind of a closure thing and something to do with giving the girl a mental kick in the head but... I don't really know what to think of my reaction. after my shock I was okay with it. me, who's known for my horrible jealousy. Taneli was sure we'd end up having one hell of a fight over it and half a year ago I think I would of beaten him into a pulp. but now. well, I knew the reasons why he did it and to me it was logical and more importantly okay. damn, we were both what the fuck but all in all glad that it didn't end up in broken dishes and limbs :p now it does bother a bit, but i think it's because of my old habits (jealousy, self-doubt, the usual) and old habits die hard. anyway I've used them "rights" many times during our relationship so when fair's fair, I can't even complain x). still, I'm so happy that I can think maturely about it all.
and when all's said and done, Taneli says that I'm better looking and better in bed so HA xD and i know we're meant for each other so it'll take a miracle to separate us.
whatelsewhatelse.. working at Linnateatteri has been a real BLAST! the people there are so nice and finally I get to work in a place where I can DO stuff. that costume rental place was really a disaster, sometimes I just did sit ups because I was so bored x.x it'll be a shame to say bye to it at the end of May. but there might be a chance to work for them during the summer when they have a standup show at a local museum and they need someone to sell tickets. it's just a few hours at a time and now and then, but every extra penny counts. specially because there's a special something to organize in September, hii hii ^^
oh, and Niko said he'll bunk with me and Taneli at Helsinki when the Tuska (pain) open air festival is on. really glad, because that means paying less for the room. from 117 euros to 76. and if we'll get a fourth person on, it'll be 58,5 euros. oh JOY!
speaking of Tuska, I have a five kilo target for summer. and that's five kilos less :p now I weigh around 65-66 kilos and my object is to weigh 60 at summer. my BMI is 23,5 at the moment and hopefully it'll be around 21 plus at Tuska. the thing is that even though I eat properly and move about every day, I just can't seem to shed them kilos. buuuut... I do know where they are from; alcohol. I just drink too damned much and since Taneli has the same tendency, it's hard to be sober when the other one isn't :B and being the party animals we are... well, discipline discipline! and more vegetables :D
hmm, maybe I should go and eat the rest of our salad and watch some Scrubs. hooray! |
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| 08:13am 15/04/2009 |
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mood:  excited
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things have been going on concerning Hilla (über hooray ^^), Krakow (über party) and a gay disko (über gay) but enough of all of that.
I'm getting my face pierced today.. again. eek! |
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| "I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital." -Gregory House |
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| 06:57pm 15/03/2009 |
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mood: mellow
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whoa what a WEEK!
last saturday at the gay disco.. well, in the beginning I just hung around and was unsocial. and then came in Jenni, a girl I have a small crush on (because she's so cute <3) and we bummed around for some hours. In the end I start to praise her and tell how beautiful she is and if I could, I'd love her to the end of the world. Around that time I was drunk as a Scotsman xD but it was kind of fun making her embarrassed and blush and all that stuff. But we're both taken anyway and I'd never EVER leave my Taneli, even for a pretty little woman ^^
sunday I met my ex Niko. Since the separation one and a half years ago we've only met thrice. So I really haven't got over him physically. It's really weird to see someone you've loved for almost two years and then try to act normal. for me, the sexual tension was really annoying. but it's a thing I must deal in time. Anyway, he'd finally found himself a new girl and man did Niko feel healthier. He was very depressed since our break up (as was I) and it made him really really blue. But seeing his happy face and appearance, I was so glad ^^
the night went from this bar to that and we talked about ALL kinds of shit. the past, the present and a little about the future. after mentioning me making Salla her dress, we came to the conclusion that I'd make lots of stuff for him too. for example an old fashioned shirt with them baggy sleeves and ruffs on the front. and I even have a pattern for a "Neo" coat (from the Matrix) and he was into that too. hooray, more clothe-making for me :D
later on Taneli and his little bro Osku came and joined us and Niko's new girl Noora. Sometime later I got a bit sick tho and just stormed off. Just one of my typical "i'm too drunk and cranky and want to go home" -moments. uh. Taneli had to go through lots of bitching that night buuuuut... well, I think he's kind of used to it, although he does get mad at me too. and why shouldn't he :P
highlights of the last week. Salla has come by to try on the dress a few times. looking good ^^
some days have been greener than the others.
thursday we tried Guitar Hero with Taneli, Osku and Salla. oh MY god.
friday Taneli had a guys night with his best friend Ville as I went to my standard bar. they had a nice night ^^
today me and Taneli visited my parents and told them the good news. that (provisionally) we're getting married on the fifth of September. they were happy, naturally. and my brother Sampo was there with his wife Jonna and son Jere and they heard about it too. Jonna was all excited and bommed us with questions about the wedding. didn't know any answers yet, because we've been planning this for only one and a half weeks :p
Salla will be over in a while and hopefully I'll be able to continue on with the top. mhewwh.
oh yeah, and I got new shoes from a bud of mine. he likes to buy me things, silly man :p |
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| "No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." -Gregory House |
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| 08:25pm 07/03/2009 |
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mood:  bouncy music: Michael Jackson - Beat It (Guitar Hero)
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Was at Katja's place. and her and Jussi's boy was.... well.. how to put it nicely.. temperamental? or in plain words "waah waah waah!" .. but still, poor little devil had a month of ear infection (in both ears) and considering that, even I'd be bitchy about it :p
just got home and after some hours and drinks, I'm off to Seta's DISCO :D (seta = Seksuaalinen Tasavertaisuus as in english Sexual Equality) hope to bump into some girls I've snuggled from time to time and to apologize for the times I ran off after having an anxiety attack.... hii hii x)
left to me Taneli; WoW (YET AGAIN)
right to me Osku; Guitar Hero
why am I surrounded by frickin' idiots o.O
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| 03:22pm 06/03/2009 |
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mood: giggly
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really honest to god who can watch nature programmes and not crack up. Going on BBC's Planet Earth episode Great Plains. And when we get to somewhere around Tibet, there comes the WILD ASSES. Immature, sure, but it cracked me up ^^
on the train to Katja's. woot! |
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| "What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex?" -Gregory House |
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| 01:26am 06/03/2009 |
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mood: silly music: Moody Blues - Isn't Love Strange
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it's been an interesting week. Monday, as said, Salla came over and we had a basilica -day. it was toe-tally fun ^^ including Queer Duck and Watermelon Nights!!! (<-- which is really good if you're in a good mood)
Tuesday was kinda random. slobbed around and watched stuff (eg. Scrubs) And then thanks to Salla, I began to make a new shirt for myself. Sewed and snipped my way through the day. And in the end went pufft and watched The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Creepy creepy :O
Wednesday I continued on the shirt and then volá, it was DONE :D:D:DD had, yet another, über-gothic shirt to prance around with.. but I didn't wear it that day, 'cause me and Taneli went to a "romantic" dinner at a local Indian place which serves HOT HOT food *slobber* .. which I don't personally like, but still, the basmati rice is so so so good! And figures, afterwards we were both sooooo full that it almost hurt. Gwee ^^
that evening I went to the bar, as usual, to hang out with familiar friends and maybe get people to buy me drinks x) and in the midst of that Taneli sends me a text-message "i'm such a fucking mess. marry me next summer" .. or something like that ^^ AAAWHOMYGODCRAZYFUCKER what would be my answer? Considering I asked him the same thing about half a year ago and he'd said NO..? Well I went home (to find a really fucked up Taneli and his little bro Osku) and said yes. jadda jadda and stayed awake till seven am drinking and listening to europop and trance. Whoa :D ... next august I'm a MRS and Taneli's a PITKÄNEN! (my surname btw)
That night I made a decision on Hilla. She's an awfully nice lass and doesn't earn my wrath. And why does she have my wrath? because she is someone Taneli was "in love" with and still loves ever so much as a FRIEND. but as a jealous biggot as I am, I hated her from the moment I knew of her existance. cunt cunt and a hoe, you know, the usual stuff. Then, not a year ago I met her and HOLY doggins she was so fabulous I didn't know what to do. I know Taneli was 100% mine (as horrible as it seems, sorry hun) but still, I'm always sure everyone I love is out there to get me. anyway, a very long and boring story short, I ended up fucking her (and she is gorgeous in bed!!!!) and after some jealousy fits during the year, I've become reassured that she's not after Taneli and Taneli is not after her (if you minus the "crushes" :p ) now, last night I took her phone number from my love's phone and 'm thinking of a message to send to her. "hi, we started off with the wrong foot, I really want to get to know you" is the thought I want to convey, but it's hard on me.. as is the jealousy of my ex's new girlfriend. I REALLY want him to be happy, but I'm not sure is Noora the right person for Niko and GOD HELP ME if she even bends a hair on his head, SHE'S DEAD! (as random as it gets ^^ )
*mumble mumble*
coming to the former subject, I just want to get to know this "infamous" great girl my love kinda feels soft for and ... well, there must be (and is) something great about her. And believe it or not, there is. And no thanks to Taneli, who is reading this, he's REALLY "annoyed" that I'll be making contact with her.. 'cause he's JEALOUS ^^ poor biggot, he's so obsessed that we make a cat-fight and do with the dirty :p but all I want is to apologize and get to know Hilla. whoa, sounds like the holy Crusade!
today me, Taneli and Osku watched One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and logically, As Good As It Gets. Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. BOOOORING!!!! but anyway, interesting movies. Salla came over again, because I promised I'd do her an annual student's union party -dress and.. well, the lower part is almost ready and now i'm off to do the "corset". it's supposed to tighten her up, but NOT take the ten cms from her waist.. because frankly she doesn't need it and... well well well, it's stressing for me to make something for someone who's payed lots of money for THE MATERIALS.. argh! but the evening was me; sewing machine, Salla; school project and Taneli; WoW (need I say more D: )
oh well, Salla left a while ago and now i'm updating, HOLY god.
tomorrow to Katja's place and to amaze at her new kid Onni. well AAAWTHFLTZXHHHHHBLRRTHB x-x .. but I still am a woman, dear lord! uuutututututu! |
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| 08:27pm 03/03/2009 |
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mood: high music: Depeche Mode - Just can't Get Enough
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Salla was here yesterday, and she taught us the green way of doing things. Damned hippie ^^
more tomorrow, now busy busy :p |
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| 08:02pm 28/02/2009 |
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mood:  nostalgic music: Titanic (movie) rolling on the background
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haven't seen the Lion King in about five or so years. now I've watched it twice in a month and cried the whole way through, both times.
i just love that movie
oh yeah, and in september we got a cat. black one called Mörö (short from Mörkö which means bogeyman). he's ever so fun ^^ |
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| 01:22pm 27/02/2009 |
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mood: ommm.. music: Zen Cafe collection
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39 weeks is a long time to fit shit innit.
the previous year has been a muck to say it straight.
new boyfriend: Taneli
we went to New Zealand last march. ooooh goddamned giddy what a PLACE! I'm so going there again someday, probably when I'm old and wrinkly and a millionare ^^
after that I've been jobless and bumming about, depressed. didn't get anything done, took me up to july just to inform the Social Insurance Institution of Finland that I'd like some financial support because I'm a bum :p
from september to december I was working at a dress rental place, but it was, ah, so awful. during the three months of working there, the last one I just wanted the hell out of there.. but I couldn't leave because we'd made a contract etc.
and the 8th of Oct me and Taneli were officially engaged. .. .. . . of course we have been thus for a while beforehand but we thought that our families might not understand a "quick" engagement. anyway. happy couple, yeh.
this month my brother became a father. oh sweet JESUS of a hippo the child was so CUTE!!! and those who know me know that I really don't like them plodgy deformed clumps but this one was really adorable... maybe it's the family genes *grin*
what to say next. lost contact with a lot of friends during the last 1½ years just out of lazyness and fear. I'm really lazy when it comes to making contact and when an old bud of mine calls after a long while, I'm afraid of picking up. phone anxiety is what I call it, nowadays the only people I answer to are my parents and Taneli. have had it for many years now, but the only difference is that I've become a hermit. though I just called Salla a minute ago just because I felt it was bloody well time :p but then there's the case of Saara. She's been trying to get through to me but.. I don't know, I felt we kind of drifted apart some years ago but that was when she was down and I was down and .. well, two people like that bunched together.. I've always had trouble talking personal stuff to people unless they talk to me. tried to learn it for a while now and there has been a small change. uh.
sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. like really, mentally. I'm cranky too often and I'm always picking a fight with Taneli. I end up yelling at him, hating myself and being puzzled because I just don't know why. we're doing good so the reason must be somewhere in me. might be my lack of interest in stuff, my unstable future and my "uselessness". I just can't make anything happen. I'd love to make clothes for myself but I never "find" the time, so I just slump around and get blue. maybe my next job at Linnateatteri (a local theatre, translated Castle Theatre) might cheer me up a bit.
maybe I'll try to write stuff down more often so I could sort my head out and get to the bottom of whattefuck :B
miss the ADHD old me.. but maybe I'll become a similar one once I'm through with my head. |
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| 03:37pm 28/05/2008 |
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mood: awesome
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" So, you wanted to hear what I've made out of the new story so far? Well, it wasn't easy and I still ain't sure I've got it right, but here it goes ( it's a long one );
So, there are these Forever guys living on planet Y. First off they start to complain that omg, we're all alone and we don't actually feel a farking thing. Then they moan and bitch about the things they did wrong and that they are living a dull coma-like life. Then one of them bitches gets a weird spasm and starts to repeat zeroes and ones, off and on and can't decide wether it's yes or no.. Quite annoying really, but she finally gets over it. On and on goes the complaints of the comatose and then, they start to bicker which was more fun, blue skies and mortality or being half machine and not doing a goddanmed thing. But on one thing they do agree on, they're home. And that they really have this weird goo rotating around their systems, which is supposed to be super-cool!
Then, what the, some stupid Ty wants to sing about his ever-so-boring life. Wife, work, kid, hooray, but where was the dog? Oh noes, he hadn't got it made, that supid git, he forgot the dog! And thinking about his diet, he'll most likely die of heart-attack. Ha! That's what you get when you forget the dog!
Then back to the Forever guys, they start to realise that maybe it isn't so fun to be objects that feel nothing. The olden golden days were so much fun, full of life and feelings, omg WE HAD FEELINGS! Oh shit, this ain't the right way to live! So they start to plan a way to go back to them glorious days, full of glee and feelings, the FEELINGS! Then one of them aliens goes d'uh, there must be other planets that support life, let's wank our DNA on one of a passing-by comet and see where it goes, yes? Then one of them aliens gets all sissy and feels that it might not be right to try and create life ( and at this point, the listener goes, hey, they weren't supposed to have FEELINGS and this one has! he feels bad about the plan! ) but he gets shh'ed and they decide to send the DNA and look what happens. oh GOSH, it WORKED! ( and this was so wonderful that it even got it's own part in the song called "the Conclusion".. I bet it took a while to think that one out ) So they sing their little particles farewell, it's a dangerous trip and you might not survive, but hey, at least it's a noble cause! Really reasuring.....
And hey, what's with this she-demon who listens to the Valley of the Queens, has a really old crappy modem and uses a loud keyboard? Either she suffers from memory loss or she is a predator. Well, who cares, she can't be all that bad if she like ITEC...
Then the story goes all scifi and progressive ( yay ) and the Forever guys start to think of all the ways they can take advantage of the new race they'll create. But oh noes! The planet they found is full of peanut-brained lizards! Oh the drama. As one of them aliens goes all sissy again and complains that they can't kill them, I believe the other ones keep him busy talking and drop the comet anyway. Whoops, it slipped. Oh well, no one's going to miss them halfwit reptiles anyway. Sooo, it takes a while for the planet to heal itself and finally the Forever guys go all whoopee! Let's plant our seed and make humans!! ( and at this part no one cares for the reptiles anymore... sad ) Then a perfect time for a corny comment arises and one of them takes the moment. "We are... alive" .. oooh how original! Now, the long and painstacking task of making them human creatures feel and do what the Forever guys want begins. Come on, make that fire, spin that wheel, learn you stupid idiots! And what's the best way of making these geeks learn? By giving them silly images when they sleep and as they wake up, the humans just go what the fuck was that and forget everything. Maybe that's why evolution worked so slow.
Then comes that weird, tall hippy guy who's had ten too many funny pills and splutters about silly aliens and after he makes an X Files quote, no one could ever possibly believe him anymore.. Pity, I kinda liked him :3 And he found out the best possible acne-cream there is on the market, it literally makes your forehead glow!
Back to teaching the humans again. The Forever guys are getting a bit pissed about almost everything the humans do and can't do. What to do? Oh well, upgrade them a bit more. As if the Forever guys care if they start to become idiots, they can FEEL again, hooray for that! And amidst the fun of feeling, the humans really become stupid and start to destroy everything around them. And thus, like waking from a good booze night to a horrible hangover, the Forever guys go oh hell, this wasn't supposed to happen ( and I believe one of them did eventually say "told you so" but history never got a chance to record that ever happening. must've been the same alien who repeated about the warning which sounded, to a friend of mine, "I am so horny" ) So, now they must concentrate on correcting this little slip of plan. So what do they do? Yet again give the humans silly ideas in their dreams ( which worked this time, oh gosh ). So, instead of making the humans better and friendlier, they teach them to bend time and send back thoughts and visions. Yeah.. Weelll... At least the Forever guys weren't spoiled with intelligence...
But now comes the shock of a lifetime, some god-forsaken rap-artist gets the plan from the Forever people and goes HEY I know what to do! Silly bugger goes and spoils everything, and on top of that, scares a minstrel half to death with his visions of war and decay. Come on stupid, as if the people from the Medieval time know what the pictures mean. But still, he was a fan so he is forgiven... This time. Next time it's pitchforks and torches rapper-boy!
And the best part of the whole story is the final song with the giant milking machines from outer space!!!! ( you really, really don't want to know ) So, the Forever aliens look at mankind and state that whoops, now this is really going really really wrong. Nuclear wars and everyone die... So, humanity has died, take up the time, 2084. The following year them aliens start to mope around and one of them tried to cheer 'em up. Hey, remember how it was, eh? Come on, don't get all gloomy, it was fun while it lasted, eh? THEN THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE MEANING! ( and around this time I fell from the sofa and laughed my ass off, you just HAD to, didn't you ) Then the only part I don't get, really, "stop the machines, prepare to die"? Now what was that corny stuff all about? But anyways, they all harrass the last man alive, all alone in his dream world, dreaming of the past. Then oh NO, he dies! what a shock! But whatwhat, he's suddenly an all seeing, all knowing Migrator Soul who'll go back to planet Y and then everything is better again? Now that's just too thick, even from you, the man who loves sad endings :P "
That's what I sent to Arjen. I hope he likes it <3
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breakup, new boyfriend, living together, engagement, marriage, family
guess where I'm going now
happy x-mas
( is the first one ever to wank Taneli 'till he came, hooray for me ^3^ ) |
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